Friday, March 19, 2010

Potential Onion Article Headlines

It's no secret that I'm a great fan of The Onion. In fact, I've gone as far as trying to come up with my own potential Onion headlines:

Area Woman Not Just Another Pretty Face, Gorgeous Body, Incredible Hair, Stunning Curves

Nations Announce They're Tired of Providing Aid

Children These Days Don't Know How Hard They Have It

Personal Judgment Of Acquaintance Made Based On His Choice of Email Service Provider

All Forms Of Human Contact Being Saved For Marriage

5-Year-Old No Longer The Person He Was At 3

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